"he's probably surrounded by promiscuous dope fiends"
martymcflyinthefuture:

Today is the day Marty McFly goes to the future!

thugmissus:

lennonade:

If you’re ever feeling sad just put on your favourite Beatles record and you’ll have four friends standing by your side.

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voldemo:

"your password is weak"

You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you

jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

wrestlingcrocs:

nice-wig-janis:

what even happens inside a dishwasher

dishes get washed

thauwn:

“Everyday I discover more and more beautiful things. It’s enough to drive one mad. I have such a desire to do everything, my head is bursting with it.”  ― Claude Monet

ajuran:

onlinepunk:

Imagine being a fly that accidentally gets trapped on a plane and they are taken away from their fly family and their fly children and they are forced to start anew in some foreign country that doesn’t even speak the same fly language as them and they have no idea how to get back to their home fly country and to their fly wife how stressful would that be

this is literally immigrants white people are so ready to understand a fly before an immigrant