"he's probably surrounded by promiscuous dope fiends" "obi wan kenobi is like god but with better weapons"
theonion:

Police Pleasantly Surprised To Learn Man They Shot Was Armed

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

gavinserection:

Remember when

  • Smuts were known as lemons
  • Yaoi Warnings ( Don’t Like, Don’t Read! )
  • Character x Character instead of Character/Character
  • Every Time We Touch videos, and the forgotten  Listen To Your Heart videos
  • Numa Numa
  • Naruto Phase

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Drink up baby, look at the stars
I’ll kiss you again between the bars

Between the Bars - Elliott Smith

helyon:

finally.
glasskeyes:

Crystal Castles //////////////////// 2004-2014

badgorlbribri:

On 9th March 2008, historians have found what they believe is the first recording of a human voice. Predating Thomas Edison’s first phonograph recording of 1877. The “phonautograph”, created by etching soot-covered paper by Parisian inventor Edouard-Leon Scott de Martinville, was played by US scientists using a “virtual stylus” to read the lines. The recording was initially believed to be the voice of a woman or adolescent, but further research in 2009 suggested the playback speed had been too high and that it was actually the voice of Scott himself. This is the original recording.

tinysquids:
toxicwinner:

me

I fucking quit
me: "i'm gonna draw every day because i know that is the only way i can improve my art "
me: "*watches youtube, netflix, anime, and reads manga for months in bed* "
me: "i'm a piece of shit"
martymcflyinthefuture:

Today is the day Marty McFly goes to the future!

thugmissus:

lennonade:

If you’re ever feeling sad just put on your favourite Beatles record and you’ll have four friends standing by your side.

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