"he's probably surrounded by promiscuous dope fiends" "obi wan kenobi is like god but with better weapons"
tinysquids:
toxicwinner:

me

I fucking quit
me: "i'm gonna draw every day because i know that is the only way i can improve my art "
me: "*watches youtube, netflix, anime, and reads manga for months in bed* "
me: "i'm a piece of shit"
martymcflyinthefuture:

Today is the day Marty McFly goes to the future!

thugmissus:

lennonade:

If you’re ever feeling sad just put on your favourite Beatles record and you’ll have four friends standing by your side.

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voldemo:

"your password is weak"

You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you

jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

wrestlingcrocs:

nice-wig-janis:

what even happens inside a dishwasher

dishes get washed